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Even my kicker requested a trade
Garo's team is tutorial island for the rest of the league
ESPN projected Aren to finish 14th in a 12-team league πͺ¦
My team comes up limp when I need it most
I'm just here so I don't get fined
My team has been officially marked a war crime
My team has more holes than a cheap condom
My WRs catch STDs more often than touchdowns
Why bother with fantasy football when baseball exists?
My roster is basically hospice care with cleats
ESPN just labeled my team βWhy bother?β π
I draft like I have CTE
My players ghosted me harder than a Hinge date
My WRs catch fewer balls than a swing party
I'm a brick
Even the Browns laughed at my rebuild
My draft strategy is as good as a monkey throwing darts
COMMIES TO THE SUPERBOWL
I made 37 trades and still got 11th
Drafted with my gut but I should've used my brain
I'm the free trial everyone absuses before cancelling
My lineup is basically organized crime against football
My team gets run through like cheap vodka at a frat party
My playoff hopes are on IR
I lead the league in bad beats
Already looking forward to next year's draft
ESPN said I had a 99% chance of playoffs - you won't guess what happened
My average fantasy score is closer to golf than basketball
Fantasy football is just pain with stats
Drafted a dynasty team in redraft
I peaked in week 1
Lost to second lowest scorer 3 weeks in a row
My sleepers are still napping
Team chemistry - toxic
I've been rebuilding since week 2
Even my kicker requested a trade
Garo's team is tutorial island for the rest of the league
ESPN projected Aren to finish 14th in a 12-team league πͺ¦
My team comes up limp when I need it most
I'm just here so I don't get fined
My team has been officially marked a war crime
My team has more holes than a cheap condom
My WRs catch STDs more often than touchdowns
Why bother with fantasy football when baseball exists?
My roster is basically hospice care with cleats
ESPN just labeled my team βWhy bother?β π
I draft like I have CTE
My players ghosted me harder than a Hinge date
My WRs catch fewer balls than a swing party
I'm a brick
Even the Browns laughed at my rebuild
My draft strategy is as good as a monkey throwing darts
COMMIES TO THE SUPERBOWL
I made 37 trades and still got 11th
Drafted with my gut but I should've used my brain
I'm the free trial everyone absuses before cancelling
My lineup is basically organized crime against football
My team gets run through like cheap vodka at a frat party
My playoff hopes are on IR
I lead the league in bad beats
Already looking forward to next year's draft
ESPN said I had a 99% chance of playoffs - you won't guess what happened
My average fantasy score is closer to golf than basketball
Fantasy football is just pain with stats
Drafted a dynasty team in redraft
I peaked in week 1
Lost to second lowest scorer 3 weeks in a row
My sleepers are still napping
Team chemistry - toxic
I've been rebuilding since week 2
Even my kicker requested a trade
Garo's team is tutorial island for the rest of the league
ESPN projected Aren to finish 14th in a 12-team league πͺ¦
My team comes up limp when I need it most
I'm just here so I don't get fined
My team has been officially marked a war crime
My team has more holes than a cheap condom
My WRs catch STDs more often than touchdowns
Why bother with fantasy football when baseball exists?
My roster is basically hospice care with cleats
ESPN just labeled my team βWhy bother?β π
I draft like I have CTE
My players ghosted me harder than a Hinge date
My WRs catch fewer balls than a swing party
I'm a brick
Even the Browns laughed at my rebuild
My draft strategy is as good as a monkey throwing darts
COMMIES TO THE SUPERBOWL
I made 37 trades and still got 11th
Drafted with my gut but I should've used my brain
I'm the free trial everyone absuses before cancelling
My lineup is basically organized crime against football
My team gets run through like cheap vodka at a frat party
My playoff hopes are on IR
I lead the league in bad beats
Already looking forward to next year's draft
ESPN said I had a 99% chance of playoffs - you won't guess what happened
My average fantasy score is closer to golf than basketball
Fantasy football is just pain with stats
Drafted a dynasty team in redraft
I peaked in week 1
Lost to second lowest scorer 3 weeks in a row
My sleepers are still napping
Team chemistry - toxic
I've been rebuilding since week 2
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